Yes, it is a fact that I'm a Valentines Ignoramus. Until now I still don't get why men would give their special someone those furry little balls called Teddy Bears, which was in fact originally made for Teddy Roosevelt's campaign and not for Valentines."Oh, honey, you're giving me ancient political paraphernalia for Valentines, that is the sweetest!" And the rose, yes the roses. Why is it that when women receive roses, it's like they're the first and only woman in the world to have received such. "Oh honey, you're giving me roses this Valentines Day, that is so creative. (Sniffs roses) I never thought roses smelled like this. Oh sweetheart, only Da Vinci would have thought of such a brilliant and unique idea."
Okay, maybe I'm being too cynical again, as always. Go celebrate Valentines Day. Celebrate that you're a couple, which is practically like celebrating a routine you've been sharing since...forever. It's like celebrating flossing your teeth, or drinking coffee, or going to the comfort room on a regular basis.
That's the second tip: Third, give him/her a Valentines Card with this message:
Happy Valentines
Your presence and smile
your elegance and charm
your beauty and wisdom
it reminds me of a very awesome person:
Dr. Phil
Happy Valentines
Last tip on how NOT to get a Valentines date: Just be yourself.
Seriously, Happy Valentines to all the couples out there. Hope you have a very wonderful day of hearts. (Especially to the elderly couples out there, I salute you. You've never given to the latest trend more popular than IPod, divorce)
It's speeled Valentine's because Valentine was a person. The day was named after him so it's Valentine's. :)
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, your as funny and sacarstic as always. I just don't get the connection between the picture and the post though.
@James
ReplyDeleteThat picture wasn't supposed to be there. LOL . It's now a picture of Vincent from Ghost Fighters
hahahahahahahahaa XD
ReplyDeleteu know good post for your approach, but it made me lil bit nervous and couldnt fully get what u wanted to tell us :)
ReplyDeletebtw Happy Valentine's Day, hope your tips dun work tday ;)
I'd call this your best post (from whatever posts I've managed to read so far). For two reasons:
ReplyDelete1. I totally share your ideas on Valentine's Day (Not because I've been single, but because it forms a lame excuse for all the stupid chicks out there to threaten their stupider and poor boyfriends into giving them cliched gifts).
2. Love the cynicism, sarcasm, humour and the honesty:
"Last tip on how NOT to get a Valentines date: Just be yourself." (though I'd rather read that as: "Last tip on how not to get some dumb chick to burn holes in your pockets.) - I understand your need to be politically correct ;).